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what i dream of doing to my inconsiderate hallmates one day

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when i try to get up really early in the morning

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when i pull an all nighter and i’m really delirious the next day

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When my mom asks me to explain my credit card bill:

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bringing a drunk friend home from the bar

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when i’m celebrating cinco de mayo

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And every time someone says something to me, I’m just like:

As soon as I get home from anywhere…

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when my parents try to impose rules on me when i’m home from college

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I just look at them like

When someone I hate is hanging out with us and my friend forces me to be nice to them

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When I force my guy friends to go shopping and they tell me I have 10 minutes

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but then I get in the store and I’m like…

When I cut someone off and my friend is in the car

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When I’m listening to rap music while driving

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When I see a puppy

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When someone tells me they want to be just like me

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When I try to get into bed drunk

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